“I finally get why you come up here. And I also get why you never want to come down.”
Category: Single Panel Comics
A bear tests a cub with the famous “Marshmallow Test.”
“You can eat a camper while I’m gone, but if you wait till I return, you can have both campers.”
An owl reads a How to Speak Spanish book.
“Quién.”
A man on a game-show chooses his prize.
“We’re already a two-car family, so I’ll take the dummy.”
Two police officers inspect a clown car wreck.
“We have six fatalities. No, seven, No, eight. No…”
A car salesman makes his pitch.
“Right, you saw the base price. Now we can talk upgrades.”
A girl spells at a spelling bee.
“Xylomannan. Spelled ‘I-a-m-w-a-s-t-i-n-g-m-y-l-i-f-e-I-q-u-i-t.’ Xylomannan.”
A child speaks to a piano teacher.
“I’ve almost finished the ‘Develop a Champion Pianist Mindset’ video series. Then I’ll start practicing.”
God speaks to the host of a fancy restaurant.
“I’m sure that’s true where you’re from, but here at Buster’s it’s forty minutes for a table.”
Two monks play “Go.”
“THE GAME IS NOT CALLED ‘STOP!’”