Collaborative artwork by James Hough and Sean Slattery.
Single Panel Comics
“So, the default setting is Disturb?”“I call it How Embarrassing: Nude Running Back Up the Staircase.”“Before we move in together, there's something you should know about me. A couple things. Okay, seven things.”“I don't know who this is, where it comes from, what it means or how I found it, but this meme is pretty funny.”“Anyone can read her entire oeuvre, my dear. It’s when you read each novel backwards that you separate yourself from the reabble.”“Thank god he found something to do with his hands or else he never could have quit smoking.”“Last night I spent five grand on Apple shares with my crypto profits, which I can't exactly show you. So, here's a bologna sandwich.”“After months of quarantine it’s just nice to talk to someone fact-to-face, you know?”“THAT tie?”“Now, Aaron OWNS Throwback Thursday.”“Listen, I prefer to fly alone. I'm not really a geese goose.”“We started with an open-kitchen concept and ran with it.”“Ouch! What are you, sighted??”“My baby will come when he’s good and ready, Holmes. You can take your powers of induction elsewhere.”“Quiet, son. You’re witnessing the miracle of creation.”“How did it happen??”“It can talk!!”“Then in the next panel Yukio screams, TASTE MY INFINITY PUNCH!”“Murder Orc and I love your screaming on the new track, but we’re not connecting with the lyrics.”“Again?! The baby gets decaf!”“We’d, I mean, I’d like one Rated R movie ticket, please.”“I’ve been doing this a long time, folks. We keep this good thing going by not finding the cheese every time.”“It’s nap time, so let’s all set our phones to silent.”“Captain, according to my calculations, it might be us who’s upside down.”“T-bonds?! 401(k)s?! Bitcoins?! Grass! Grass is real!”“I see where you went wrong. You can’t solve Emily Dickinson with algebra.”“Our kids are all grown up. Could we borrow yours?”“THE GAME IS NOT CALLED ‘STOP!’”“I’m sure that’s true where you’re from, but here at Buster’s it’s forty minutes for a table.”“I’ve almost finished the ‘Develop a Champion Pianist Mindset’ video series. Then I’ll start practicing.”“Xylomannan. Spelled ‘I-a-m-w-a-s-t-i-n-g-m-y-l-i-f-e-I-q-u-i-t.’ Xylomannan.”“Right, you saw the base price. Now we can talk upgrades.”“We have six fatalities. No, seven, No, eight. No…”“We’re already a two-car family, so I’ll take the dummy.”“Quién.”“You can eat a camper while I’m gone, but if you wait till I return, you can have both campers.”“I finally get why you come up here. And I also get why you never want to come down.”“After all the hype, I thought there’d be more to it.”“Past humans formed a beautiful matriarchal society, full of fertility godesses, unlike today.”“Hey, this year, buddy! We got a line out here.”“Here’s your mug back. Turns out a hammer would be better.”“My secret? I just buy everything on credit and rent it to influencers.”“Is this really how you want to live your life? As a cliché?!”“It’s getting embarrassing always listing my mom as my primary beneficiary. Want to get married?”“It’s fine, I didn’t break it. I have health anxiety.”“Oh, he can’t fix a thing. Since his mid-life crisis started, this is where he naps.”“Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me!”“I’ve been much happier since redefining myself from ‘writer’ to ‘too avant garde.’”“This is where we pee when she’s on our good side.”“I’m in the middle of something, but you tel them I didn’t get where I am today by taking plea deals.”“Look at that! My husband is a bank robber. Let’s see how much he can get with a chicken Caesar spinach wrap.”“You said it. This job does have its perks!”“Your threat to ‘just go ride the rails’ every time we disagree is not healthy for this marriage.”“Since everyone’s here we should tell them about the divorce.”“No, no, no. I’ll hold it! I am not using their bathrooms.”“It’s refreshing that you’re not all ‘sex, sex, sex’ like Elaine was when we’d come up here.”“Batons here! Get your name-brand batons!”“You have nothing to worry about because you’re a good child, right? Right?”“Oh, god. Jim is going Hollywood on us.”“Do you think it’d be a different world if instead of ‘cows’ we were called ‘clops’?”“This here is your entry-level bootstrap, for pulling yourself up, see. $24.95 each. Set of two? $44.95. Four? Get this… $84.95! That’s a savings of 15%! Price doesn’t include installation.”“It’s always ‘toil and trouble’ with you three. Just clean your room, please.”“Nothin’ against him. I hate killing, but I hate odd numbers more.”“Okay, Dr. Downer. Or you could say there’s a 2% chance it misses the Earth.”“Enough about me. You really like dessert, don’t ya!”“‘I miss my mother, my partner, my child. All I have is a banana.’ Not exactly Shakespeare, is it, Bobo.”“What’s she mad at?”